Our latest memo from David informed us that we will now have Gay Porn Wednesdays…every day of the week.
David Karp: Forgive me Father for I have sinned.
Priest: What sins have you committed, son?
David Karp: I stole candy from a baby.
Priest: Okay do one Our Father for that.
David Karp: I pushed an old lady down a flight of stairs.
Priest: Do another two for that.
David Karp: And I banned tumblr users from sending messages that contain links or are over 500 words.
Priest: You did what? Get OUT! Get out NOW THERE IS NO HOPE FOR YOU YOU SHALL ROT IN HELL LIKE THE OTHER TUMBLR STAFF BEFORE YOU
|—||David Karp (via princessdiana1997)|