Our latest memo from David informed us that we will now have Gay Porn Wednesdays…every day of the week.
David Karp: LEGALIZE IT!!!!!
Person: Woah Daivd i didn't know you supported medical marijuana!?!???!!!
David Karp: no lol i'm taking about rape
David Karp: Forgive me Father for I have sinned.
Priest: What sins have you committed, son?
David Karp: I stole candy from a baby.
Priest: Okay do one Our Father for that.
David Karp: I pushed an old lady down a flight of stairs.
Priest: Do another two for that.
David Karp: And I banned tumblr users from sending messages that contain links or are over 500 words.
Priest: You did what? Get OUT! Get out NOW THERE IS NO HOPE FOR YOU YOU SHALL ROT IN HELL LIKE THE OTHER TUMBLR STAFF BEFORE YOU
Staff: David why do we have to put a limit on the number of asks people send...
David Karp: I think a better question is who LET THE DOGS OUT HUNH? WHICH ONE OF YOU WAS IT??
Eminem: You have enemies? Good. That means you stood up for something.
David Karp: So true...so.......true....*sheds a single tear*
5T4S
